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Rise

Rise

USA 2007

DIRECTOR

Sebastian Gutierrez

INTERPRETERS

Lucy Liu, Michael Chiklis, Carla Gugino, James D'Arcy, Samaire Armstrong, Paul Cassell

SCREENPLAY

Sebastian Gutierrez

But this movie sucks! Ugly, but so bad that you can not believe, rambling, stupid, sometimes even by nonsense what is ill-conceived. Ok who has a beautiful photo, music, very apt, but the rest? This mess with no rhyme or try a thousand paths without a pick. And 'the festival of I, but I can not: I would be the "Kill Bill" horror film, but I just laugh, I would be the "Raven", but more like "Death Wish" with Frassica instead of Charles Bronson, I would be the definitive movie about vampires instead are a joke played on the pun Dracula. The scenes are so many top, add dall'inconsapevole love of crap: the maximum among all the reaches a prostitute at some point not to fuck off even underpants. In addition, the film is outrageously and dangerously moralistic: the vampire story, a kind of deviant moral code, it kills only the dregs of society that are then recorded a poor wanderer with a cough and a law student who smokes a joint. Crazy! Then the evil vampires are reduced to a paraplegic who is killed in three seconds, upset that a Chinese kung fu blows rebels and two ephebic rich guy. The vampire hunter then mysterious weapon that shoots darts without reloading, is hired by a mysterious sect that in a jiffy is soon forgotten dall'elaboratissima script and, last but not least, the vampires do not have the long canines. , but a kind of necklace Breil sharp as the sword of Beatrix Kiddon. The cast does not improve the situation: Lucy Liu is gorgeous, but as few monoespressiva and Michael Chiklis at the scene half an hour at most, a holiday bonus from "The Shield", it simply repeats the usual clichés already seen on TV. The director Sebastian Gutierrez is certainly not a great film nor a good writer as shown by mediocre works as "Snake on the plane" and "She creatures." If God dispenses his gifts as it does with the poor, artistic mediocrity Gutierrez should be engaged to Luciana Litizzetto and not with that beefy Carla Gugino. If we add that the film is produced Sam Raimi is the discomfort to the stars.

Andrea Lanza